HAVE I LEFT THE PERFECT JOB?

I left the literature work for a job ...

in an orange juice factory,

but I got canned ...

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,

but I couldn't hack it ...

  Next, I attempted to work in a muffler shop,

                 but it was too exhausting ...

                                                                                                               After that I tried to become a tailor,

                                                                                              but I wasn't suited for the job ...

I wanted to become a barber,

but I just couldn't cut it ...

  I contemplated becoming a doctor,

  but I just didn't have the patients ...

                                                                                                                            When I tried working in a shoe factory,

                                                                                                                                              I just didn't fit in ...

                                                                 I tried fishing for a living,

                                                     but I couldn't survive on my net income ... 

  After years of exploring different

                avenues of work,

  I decided to become a historian,

until I realized there was no future in it,

                                                                                                                    As a last resort I was working at a coffee

                                                                                                                      shop, but it was too much of a grind ...

I am now back working as an LE, praise the Lord!